You Can Learn From Video Games
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“Bosses” always hire henchmen weaker then they are to do their ‘muscle work’.
A hundred-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem.
All martial (marital?) arts women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.
All martial arts men have rippling muscles and angry expressions.
All shopkeepers carry high-tech weaponry.
Although the enemy always has more aircraft than you, they fly in elaborate patterns which make it easier for you to shoot them all down.
Carpe diem! You only live three times!
Cybernetics are our friends.
Death is reversible (but only for you!)
Gang members frequently all look the same, and often have the same names.
If it moves, KILL IT!
If it’s on the ground, you should get it.
If someone dies, they disappear.
If you get mad enough, you can fight even better than normal.
If you see food lying on the ground, eat it.
Money is frequently found lying on the streets.
Ninjas are common, and fight in public frequently.
No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
Repulsive, ugly, cannabalistic, evil beings have just as much right to be loved as heroic fighters.
Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was evil. If it doesn’t, try and pick it up— it was probably a powerup or bonus.
The enemy always leaves weapons or powerups lying around for no reason other than so their bitter enemy can pick them up and defeat them with it.
The most powerful fighters always wait until you have acheived a near-impossible, flawless win record and/or killed a certain number of opponents before they appear in your presence and beat the crap out of you.
The operation of a weapon is a simple and obvious procedure.
There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence.
When driving, you can knock other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
When racing vehicles, do not worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.
When you are born, you drop out of the sky (a stork?) and are completely invincible for a short time.
Whenever huge fat evil men are about to die, they begin flashing red or yellow.
You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
You sustain injury if you shoot innocents.
When there is something on the floor, you can pick it up by stepping on it.