Working with the FBI
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The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
“Hello?”
“Hello, is this the FBI?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbor John Doe! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Doe’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Doe and leave.
The phone rings at Doe’s house.
“Hey, John! Did the FBI come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep”
“Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”
that was retared
I’m fairly certain that’s a case of obstruction of justice. Depending on the severity, the individual who placed the call can expect heavy fines, or, in this case, where the FBI wrongfully invaded someone’s private property, be sentenced to jail-time.
Word of advice, don’t make lame jokes. Another word of advice, don’t make lame jokes that involve breaking the law.
coming from the guy who can’t spell.
stan, you need to grow a sense of humor. It’s a joke, for christssakes.
wow stan dont be such a bitch it was just a joke. no need to be a kill joy. why dont you get out more so you can get a sense of humor
Stan are you for real?
You use the internet and go on about not breaking the law?
How much music do you have on your computer that you didnt pay for? As in you didnt pay for the digital copy?
Or how many movies do you have? Or even programs that you never paid for?
retard.
Hmmm,The Lawrence Welk show just ended(Damn!)I think I ll write an ominous,menacing comment like ‘dont make jokes about breaking the law’on a….joke website!-Hey Stan,ever heard of a nifty little Constitutional Right called ‘Freedom of speech’-Its Groovy!Word of Advice,Its a made up Joke,not Caselaw,you officious prick!Go censor ‘Garfield’ or something!Another word of advice-Piss up a rope and keep your thoughtcrime bullshit to yourself, Douche!Your comment was…..retared!!!
Wasn’t amazingly funny, but made me smile.
@Stan. Have someone remove whatever it is that is stuck in your ass, and grow a sense of humour.
Am a retired “fed”, didn’t send me into histerics, it did make me smile. Love it when ‘little guy’ wins!
hey stan, not real, just a joke, ya know? something people laugh at? oh wait, you probably dont laugh, you must be one sad, sad human being.
Lol, poor Stan. It must be hard to live a full life when you’re such a twat.
I thought it was pretty funny to be honest…
Stan.. seriously, try humour in your life. Remember, no-one gets out alive and God is laughing his ass off.
haha that joke rules!! i agree with every one on here tho,,.,. it was a joke abiut breaking the law,., but dude..if u look hard enough everyjoke is about breaking some law.. and yes its lame and stupid.. but thats what makes it soo funny.. ur expecting something rlly good then bam.. a lame punch line.. but who cares,,, if u didnt like the joke move on
and for that stan dude,, leave him alone..if he cant see the humor in it.. he’s alowed,, ( freedom of speach works both ways dude. “v” )
yes agreed stan you are a CUNT