Watching football
After spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up.
“Get up dear,” she said, “it’s 20 to seven.”
He awoke with a start and said, “In who’s favor?”
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oh god that is one of the worst jokes i’ve ever heard