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Doctor:  I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor:  The lab called with your test results.  They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS!  That’s terrible!!  WHAT could be WORSE?  What’s the very bad news?

Doctor:  I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.