Unhappy burglar
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
“Did he get anything.” his mates asked.
“Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”
Unhappy burglar…
“Get this.†said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house….