Two lawyers walking through the woods


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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.

The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.

The second lawyer looked at him and said, “Are you crazy? You’ll never be able to outrun that bear!”

“I don’t have to,” the first lawyer replied. “I only have to outrun you.”

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One Response to “Two lawyers walking through the woods”

  1. Anonymous Joe on July 21st, 2008 at 10:07 am

    HAHAHA. very clever!

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