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Top 10 times in history when it was OK to use the F Word


“What the f… was that?” -Mayor of Hiroshima

“Where did all these f…ing Indians come from?” -Custer

“Any f…ing idiot could understand that.” -Einstein

“It does SO f…ing look like her!” -Picasso

“How the f… did you work that out?” -Pythagoras

“You want WHAT on the f…ing ceiling?” -Michaelangelo

“I don’t suppose it’s gonna f…ing rain.” -Joan of Arc

“Scattered f…ing showers…my ass!” -Noah

“I need this parade like I need a f…ing hole in my head!” -JFK

“Aw, c’mon Monica, who the f… is going to find out?” -Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton

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19 Responses to “Top 10 times in history when it was OK to use the F Word”

  1. This is crap. You are not funny.

    That is all.

  2. This is rubbish and you are not funny. Give up now!

  3. Andrew Leyden on May 29th, 2008 at 4:05 am

    “You just had to eat the Fucking apple” Adam(adam & eve)

  4. how about
    yeah i know what the f..k im doing
    George W Bush

  5. not funny. nice try. but fail

  6. I vote fail as well.

  7. this is fucking horrible… it was so bad it put me in a bad mood…

  8. “How about you learn some f__king respect, dumbass.” I think that would be most relevant to your site.

  9. silverwhitemoon on June 1st, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    “I f_____g drank what?” – Socrates

  10. Or how about “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just fucking pleased to see me”? As said by John Lennon to Mark Chapman on the 8th December 1980, in New York city.

  11. Why censor yourself? We all know you’re saying fuck, so why puss out and use periods? Truly, I am stumped.

  12. Theres 2 minutes of my life ill never get back. Not funny at all.

  13. Stop copying old jokes and pretend it’s yours. Besides that, the joke isn’t funny at all.

  14. notice how there is a void between the people who hate it and the people who love it. I would be willing to bet that everyone who hated it like Bill Clinton and everyone who liked it is either indifferent towards him or hate him.

  15. Clinton Blows The Weenie on June 11th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    I hated this humor. It should have been totally devoted to more evidence of how Bush lied to everyone and continues to lie. He is the biggest liar and fascist in US History. How can you laugh at that?

  16. What the fuck is wrong with everyone who’s commenting? I’m not saying this to make a pun or anything, I just really want to know.

  17. woah, I like the respect shown here today.
    if you are complaining about wasting time, maybe you shouldn’t have wasted MORE time making some shit comment about how much you hate the world.
    sheesh.

    *I* thought it was funny.
    thank you.

  18. heres on.
    Mission F***ing accomplished. G. Bush

  19. I totally agree with wtfuck’s comment!!!

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