Titanic quiz


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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

Saint Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

Saint Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it.”

The teacher answered quickly, “That would be the  Titanic.”

Saint Peter let him through the gate.

Saint Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn’t REALLY need all the odors that  this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: “How many people  died on the ship?”

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, “About 1,500.”

“That’s right! You may enter.”

Saint Peter then turned to the lawyer. “Name them.”

Titanic

8 Responses to “Titanic quiz”

  1. Its almost 12am night here while i stumbled to this post and trust me I am not going to see the pic in this post again:( its just too horrible!!

  2. This joke is older than dinosaur shit.

  3. The Joke WAS Funny lol

  4. what are u tryin to prove here! that is totally wrong! and D. Chapman…. you dont know what ur talkin about! thats sayin the whole titanic thing was a fuckin joke!

    sorry for the language!

  5. gareth leadley on May 21st, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    really not funny would you think it was funny if you had been on board while it was sinking and praying for your life i dont think you would and there is only 1 word for you SICK

  6. you guys are all losers

    its a joke
    it can be about what ever the person who made it wants…
    if you got a problem then why did you read this ‘titanic joke’?

    hahaha pfffffft
    people need to stop being such pussies and pull the sticks from inside there asses out…
    try smile once in a while…

  7. you guys made the best movie i have ever seen in my life

  8. eu achei isso uma ofença para com as pessoas que morrerem nessa tragedia

    e que isso é uma fraudi

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