The Mormon and The Irishman



A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”



3 Responses to “The Mormon and The Irishman”

  1. Nice! The several “pin this,” “g+1 that” at the bottom cover the joke! Didn’t want to know the end anyways!

  2. Steve Hutchinson on February 7th, 2014 at 6:21 am

    As an Irishman, I don’t want the drink either, I’ll take the other option!

  3. Please… If he was a real Irishman… He’d have both…

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