The funniest blonde joke on the web
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home
ok,im not a blonde so i dont care but..
1)she could be calling to find out a cell/home/work number
2)she is just retarded
3)same with 2
4)some m&ms look like they have n’s
5)thats impossible (i think, i dunno because i live in the 21st century)
6)take it out of the fish bowl(think about it)
7)she was told wrong
8)she couldv’e been in there for a ling friggin’ time
9)she tripped over the actually phone itself
10)Same with 3
11)some things are under a dollar know at most dollar stores or she couldve asked about multiple items
12)she couldve been studying on a blood test to get the facts about it (what happens, HIV/AIDS, etc.)
13)some crazy people who love their cats too much might just in fact do this
14)she lives in Gary, IN
15)coincidnece
16)when she dropped you off she had to leave she doesnt live there
i hope that sums things up
you can drown a fish. grab it and drag it backwards through the water. simple as that, the way its gills work, most fish will die in seconds.
zack, youre an idiot. They’re jokes.
“9)she tripped over the actually phone itself” - What the hell does that even mean?
Zack “i hope that sums things up”
Ya it sums up that your an idiot.
zack - i seriously think you are blonde…have you looked in a mirror to check (that image is a reflection, its not a second person miming you)