Smarter Blonde


A blonde thought if she died her hair brown she would become smarter.

Whilst driving in the country she spotted this farmer herding sheep and asked him “If I guess how many sheep you have will you let me have one?”

The man said “Sure.” Well she looked over and over and said 73.

He said “Wow your good.”

So the blonde claimed her prize.

While walking her back to the car the man said “If I guess your hair color can you give me my dog back?”

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6 Responses to “Smarter Blonde”

  1. If you’re going to be telling jokes about dumb people, you should use spelling and grammar check.

  2. yourspellingsucks on June 28th, 2008 at 5:00 am

    hate to burst your bubble, but “died” should be “dyed”. enjoy your hair color

  3. I like how you think spell check will catch a word that is spelled correctly, but used in the wrong context.

  4. He said “Wow your good.” should be “Wow you’re good.” :/

  5. Obviously, the dumbing down of America is proceeding nicely. All of the grammatical errors pointed out are true. Yet, this person can have a web site. I am guessing that, like most people, he doesn’t care one bit about spelling or grammar. It’s always the same excuse, “Well you know what I mean.” Dumb asses!

  6. Different Anonymous Person on July 29th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    Who said that the people replying come from America?
    For example, I come from Australia.

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