Signs your spouse is having an affair

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1. Lately she sits at the computer naked.

2. After signing off, she always has a cigarette.

3. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

4. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

5. She’s gotten amazingly good at typing one handed.

6. She makes sarcastic remarks about your “software”.

7. Lipstick on the mouse.

8. During sex she screams “A-colon backslash enter insert!”

9. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of panties.

10.The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy’s behind

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