Short Scotish Jokes
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Two Scots, a father and his son, go to America.
- Daddy, when we’ll arrive?
- Shut up and swim.
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- Why do Scots watch porn films from the end to the beginning?
- Because they like a happy ending, when the prostitute gives the money back to the client.
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A Scot came back from work earlier than usual and saw a plumber’s car in the front of his house.
- Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.
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While a Scot is pissing, a sterling falls into the toilet. Desperately, he looks at the sterling and asks himself whether a sterling is worth getting his hands dirty. After thinking for a while, he takes 10 sterlings out of his pocket and throws them into the toilet.
-Well, it’s worth getting your hands dirty for eleven dollars!
There all shit.
Lol, now you see, scottish guy is funny at least!
They werent very good jokes at all.
The last one as well is completely inaccurate. GBP arent referred to as sterlings unless you are clarifying between pound sterling (GBP) and another countries pound like Egypt, EGP (ISO 4127). Also then you go on in the joke about getting your hands dirty for 11 dollars. Are you a stupid yank? Repeat after me, one of the denominations in the UK is Pounds, not dollars!
At least if you’re going to make a joke, let it make sense.
Also if you want to take the piss out of the scottish, take the piss out of how when they speak in english, it still sounds like klingon, how they deep fat fry EVERYTHING, how attractive scottish models are used in faked yetti encounter pictures, etc.
The above might not be funny, but im not a funny guy, apart from in the looks department (like the scottish). Its funnier than your efforts though.
l agree, with the above! the author must be a stupid American retard! give you an idea how dumb they are, John mcCain, who just might become president, thinks that spain is in South America!–reported today
thank you very much for making the stupid american comments. not only do they mess up their own country but jokes as well.