Short Blonde Jokes Collection XV



Q .. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A .. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”

Q .. How do you get rid of blondes?
A .. Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.

Q .. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A .. The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

Q .. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A .. None of them, two don’t exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

Q .. If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A .. The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.



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