Nutritional Facts



1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.



3 Responses to “Nutritional Facts”

  1. Conclusion. Being American or speaking American is what kills you. English eat a lot of crap and drink a lot of beer and they have fewer heart attacks too.

  2. it’s a funny joke but,

    http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/coronary-heart-disease/by-country/

  3. Haha, my excuse to never diet again has come. Peeps life expectancy is a lot shorter than it was a few centuries ago (even for modern Americans like me) so be greatful. You’ll get bored of the planet eventually now that the internet was invented. You’ll be like, ‘Oh please heaven, can’t I die sooner?’ so ya. <3 English. <3 American. Humans are stupid. 😉 Luv this joke and I'm never dieting now that I have the perfect excuse. That's a wrap! XD

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