New boss
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, “And how much money do you make a week?” Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $300.00 a week. Why?”
The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”
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this joke is soo photoshoped. you can tell by the storyline.
thats good !!
LOL!!
And the pixels. There’s too many of them.
Really? Could of fooled me!
It still amazes me what that program can do.
its so not photoshopped it was done in gimp photoshops better cheaper equivalent
wait… if gimp is “better” and “cheaper” then how is it photoshop’s “equivalent”?
I swear to god half the time im stumbling on shit it’s not for the content but the comments rather. BTW It’s totally shopped from line 3 on.
Christopher Willis…I know where your coming from, Maybe they should Screen Cap the comments and Photoshop them, put them on a website and see what those comments bring…