I am constantly tired, and constantly stressed


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I am constantly tired, and constantly stressed.

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:

I’m tired because I’m overworked.

The population of Canada is 33 million.

15 million are retired.

That leaves 18 million to do the work.

There are 11 million in school, which leaves 7 million to do the work.

Of this there are 4.5 million employed by the federal government,leaving 2.5 million to
do the work.

500 thousand are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 1,100,000 people who work for provincial and city governments and that leaves 900,000 to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 712,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 711,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you’re sitting at your computer reading jokes :)

11 Responses to “I am constantly tired, and constantly stressed”

  1. I suck

  2. Poor Canadians… Only one person to bag all that milk.

  3. sunrsie reaper on April 30th, 2008 at 6:28 am

    yeaa we work way to hard

  4. Hey! Shouldn’t you guys be clearing moose out of storm drains or something?

  5. Alice in Red on May 12th, 2008 at 8:17 am

    Hey Rick, shouldn’t you be ordering a cheeseburger or sumthin?

  6. rick, maybe you should go back to school because moose (mooses?) can’t fly. Now wheres my damn cheeseburger?

  7. while were reading jokes ur sitting writting this stuff 4 us!

  8. Um, @sam…. Sure, moose can’t fly, but don’t tell Rick to go back to school because storm drains are in the ground.

    lol pwned

  9. ha ha.
    stupids canadians!!!
    yous alls thes sames!!!
    gays!!
    ~~Swedes for lifes.~~

  10. Squisgar, Is thinks yous laughs to muchs.

  11. I must agree you cant make fun of a swede!

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