Gates of heaven
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Three guys pass away at the same time and meet God at the Gates of Heaven.
God says to the 1st man, “How many times have you been dis- loyal to your wife?”
“Err…about 50 times,” says the guy.
So God allows him to enter Heaven, but to spend all his time driving around in an ‘only just’ functioning car.
God now asks the same question to the second guy who answers, “Erm…about 10 times.”
So God allows him to enter Heaven but to spend all his time driving around in an 80’s Ford Escort.
God now asks the same question to the third guy who answers, “Never Lord! I always worshipped my wife!”
So God allows him to enter Heaven and to spend all his time driving around in a brand new BMW.
After a few hours, as the first guy is driving along, he notices the third guy in his brand new BMW crying his heart out.
The first guy rolls down his window and yells, “Why are you crying? You got the brand new sparkling BMW, man!?”
The third guys says, “Yeah I know, but I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard.”
G’damn women…
LMAO!
I’m not religious so I may be mistaken…but isn’t Saint Peter at the gates of heaven and not God?
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…fuckin’ stupid
Steve, if your not religious, why do you care so much? Bloody hell its just joke!
and a good one at that.
lol, uh ohh… i’ll have to check up nowww
St.Peter had the day off obviously, jeez your fuckin tard…
Steve, nowhere in the Bible is St.Peter in charge of the gates. He (Along with the entire church) was given the keys to heaven and hell. That doesn’t make him gateman of both.
Besides, it’s a freaking joke.