Funny Stupid Questions
They say that there are no “Stupid Questions”…. well think again.
The best of those stupid, dumb, and funny questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
- If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Whats a question with no answer called?
- Why is a square meal served on round plates?
- Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
- If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
- Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
- Can you cry under water?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Answers:
Lust has 20/20 eyesight
Nothing. Cheese can’t talk
Habit
To help us
It means the fifth person doesn’t get diarreah
If Americans were once English colonists, why are there still Englishmen?
No
You’ve achieved both, because of the funny properties of negation
A rhetorical question.
Because in the British Navy, meals were served on square boards. “Square meal” means an adequate ration to stay alive and able to work.
Because babies look peaceful during the brief periods while they’re sleeping.
Yes, and they are.
Charlie isn’t short, it’s diminutive. Not the same thing.
It’s not a matter of importance, it’s a matter of motive. Assassination is murder for political ends.
Yes, they do.
Because hunting on a baited field is cheating.
Yes, you can. It’s just not visible.
Yes, it’s still called a hearing. The judge is the one listening, not the litigants.
Hahaha, I think the serious reply topped those off good n proper!
Haha perfect response, I’m so tired of these pedantic posts about silly little things. Good job Some Guy!
Crappy post, excellent response!
@ Some Guy
Why, thank you, Captain Obvious!
You don’t deserve praise for pointing out the obvious things in life.
Humans didn’t descend from apes though. We just both have a common ancestor.
@Archy: Thank you for pointing that out! Finally, someone else who knows the facts.