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The Aliens at the gas pump

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.
“Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.”
The gas pumps of [...]

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Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

You answer the door before people knock.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew [...]