If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!There’s a blonde, a red head and a brunette all on death row.
They are all out in the desert about to be executed.
First up is the brunette. The shooter counts; 1, 2, 3…, and the brunette yells out,”Tornadooooo!” Everybody […]
Two Scots, a father and his son, go to America.
- Daddy, when we’ll arrive?
- Shut up and swim.
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- Why do Scots watch porn films from the end to the beginning?
- Because they like a happy ending, when the prostitute gives the money back to the client.
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A Scot came back from work earlier than usual and […]
A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting.
The British doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
Then the German doctor bragged, “That’s nothing, we can take a […]
