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Your mother no longer complains that you never write or call.
Every week, boxes of vials and syringes show up at your doorstep — and you’re neither a doctor […]
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…
I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, […]
Three guys pass away at the same time and meet God at the Gates of Heaven.
God says to the 1st man, “How many times have you been dis- loyal to your wife?”
“Err…about 50 times,” says the guy.
So God allows him to enter Heaven, but to spend all his time driving around in an ‘only just’ […]
