Archive for the 'Crazy' Category

Bathroom Lights

A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, ”And how are you doing today, Mr. Johnson?” Mr. Johnson replies, ”I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it’s the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pee, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when […]

Meanwhile in Romania

Modern taxi

Toilet Restaurant

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Huge guy with huge cheeseburger

Top 45 Oxymorons

45. Resident alien 44. Advanced BASIC 43. Genuine imitation 42. Airline Food 41. Good grief 40. Same difference 39. Almost exactly 38. Government organization 37. Sanitary landfill 36. Alone together 35. Legally drunk

Blonde Scanning for a Virus