Carpet cleaner
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A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, “If this new vacuum doesn’t pick up every bit of dirt then I’ll eat all the dirt.”
The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, “Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?”
This was on an old episode of “I Love Lucy”
It also wasn’t funny
It was in 1962 or whatever, kinda old now
This was the first I’d heard of it and i thought it was pretty good. You have to imagine yourself there being the lady and thinking “you idiot”… don’t jump to hate so fast… we have enough haters out there.