Car Jokes Collection
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The radio announcer warns the drivers on highway 150! “There is a motorist who drives against the traffic on highway 150. Please drive carefully and do not overhaul!”
A driver is listening to the radio: “One person who drives against the traffic? There are hundreds!”
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The truck driver calls his boss: “I can’t continue driving! The rearview mirror is broken!”
The boss replies annoyed: “You can continue driving nevertheless! Forget about the damned mirror!”
Truck driver: “That’s not possible because my truck lies on the mirror!”
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A policeman stops a truck driver and tells him that the tail light of his truck is defect. The truck driver walks to the rear and looks astonished. The policeman repeats politely: “You see! The tail light does not work!”
Thereupon, the truck driver says: “Forget about the damned tail light! It would be better if you told me where I lost my trailer!”
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Two pensioners are driving on a highway. Their wives are sitting on the back seats. They drive with no more than 35 miles per hour. A policeman stops the car and says: “Why are you driving so slowly?”
Grandpa: “We are driving only 35 because this is highway 35!”
Policeman: “The number of the highway stands in no relationship with the speed limit. But… Why do the two women on the back seats look so frightened? Is everything all right with them?”
Grandpa: “They just look like this because we are coming from highway 160!”
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A new customer asks the second-hand car dealer: “What about your client service?”
Car dealer: “The client service is excellent! We even send you the newest timetables of public transport!”
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Jason hitchhikes from Paris to Berlin. A woman who is driving a Porsche stops and picks him up. Suddenly, she leaves the road and drives into a small forest. She pulls down her panties and says: “I will fulfill every wish for you now! Tell me what it is!”
Jason hesitates for a moment. Finally he accepts this offer and drives away with the Porsche.
LOLOLOL! The truck driver lost trailer one is very funny! Indeed!
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The radio announcer warns the drivers on highway 150! “There is a motorist who drives against the traffic on highway 150. Please drive carefully and do not overhaul!†A driver is listening to the radio: “One person who drives against the traffic?…