Cannibals test
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained the trial to him. “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you’ll be eaten.”
The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?” The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”
But those are melons.
Square melons at that…
For a cannibal, every fight it is a food fight.
-Demetri Martin
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.†The king then explained the trial to him. “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you’ll be eaten.â€
The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
None of the cannibals ever saw the third one again.
Why don’t they just run to the other side of the island while in the forest?
Fruits were a trap, cannibals just wanted to fill and flavour the bodies.
3 men were on a plane when it crashed on an island. After wandering around for six days without food, they finally came across a local tribe. They were met by the chief (6 foot 2, 370 pounds), who told them that they would be killed if they didnt accept Booka.
The three men looked at each other for a couple of seconds, then one of them stepped forward and said, ” I will accept Booka.” The tribesmen then came and ripped the pants off of the man, and the chief proceeded to shout “BOOKA”, then raped him. When he was finished, he gave the obviosly shaken man a basket of fruit, and had one of the tribesmen take him to a hut where he could rest.
The other to men watched this in horror, and after about 5 minutes, the second man stepped forward and cringed as he said “I really dont want to die, so i will accept booka.” The chief yelled BOOKA again, and the same thing happened to the second man. After the chief was done, the man was given a basket of fruit and led to the hut the first man was in.
When the chief looked at the third man, he stood up straight and proclaimed “I have to much pride to allow this to happen! I would rather die!”
The chief yelled “DEATH BY BOOKA!”