Bush In Hell
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One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
“I don’t know what to do,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got some folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.” Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.
In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. “No, George said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t think I could do that all day long.”
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. “No, I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, “Yea, I can handle this.” The devil smiled and said “OK, Monica, you’re free to go.”
No punishment is good enough for that sorry excuse of a man.
so you think that putting a virus in is funny eh? CUNT! you have no fucking chance pal! have a nice day!
george bush is a retard who will die a painfull death and will not go to heaven!!!! hehe he is the dumbest @#&hole in the world and the worst f&*(ing preisedent ever!!!!!!!!!!
This is LOL no matter what some idiots have to say.
Have you any idea how stupid the rest of the west views America for voting this t!t in for 2 terms? (or letting him hijack the oval office) You need to maintain some responsibility for allowing this to happen ok? You can’t just keep hiding behind “I didn’t vote for him”. You’re allowed to buy guns so you should be shooting the people who do vote for him, ok? Your complacency is disgusting, the least you could do is place an embargo on the importation of bananas to stop the tree dwelling primate from feeding. You could have gone hunting with Dick and had an “accident” and “supposedly” butt raped him and taken photos, swapped Rummy’s depends for Berocca and a box of flimsy tissues. The list is endless.
(back on point) The retarded thing about this joke is that it suggests dubya can string more than two words together that aren’t “F$$$ you”. So I’m afraid I havta call BS.
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