Brunette Meets Genie
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A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.”
The woman says, “Okay. Give me a nice house.”
The genie replies, “You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.”
The the lady says, “Give me a gorgeous man.”
The genie replies, “You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two.”
The lady says, “For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it.”
hah ha. this is funny. at least your not predjudice(that much) in this. jesus. but thats funny cause, well, u know. you posted it.
i get the necisity of adding their hair color in this. :j usually i dislike hair color jokes but this one was allright.
Hi Erin, are you, by any chance, blonde? Your youtube-esque comment kinda gave it away… >.>
Heard it on the Simpsons first
Wow, uh anybody know that one-half times two is one-fourth. Hmm, maybe I’m just a nerd.
sean
take a hide & do some math!!!!!!!!!!
Sean,
1/2X2/1
(2/1=2)
numerators- 1×2=2
denomenators- 2×1=2
2/2=1
so 1/2×2=1
1/2 devided by2 = 1/4