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All night drinking


An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs.

When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. “So, you’ve been out drinking again!!”

“How did you know?” he asks.

“The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.”

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10 Responses to “All night drinking”

  1. as a man in a wheelchair, this joke cracks me up.

  2. Another good joke. Keep them coming.

  3. Patrick Ryan McConegly on May 20th, 2008 at 6:19 am

    Not that funny. Oh, not to mention, fuckin racist.

  4. Patrick Hatre on May 20th, 2008 at 6:42 am

    Dear Patrick
    the internet is full of “fucking racist” jokes and if you are unable to handle them, i insist you stop reading them.
    From ur comment i can only assume that you are a wheelchair handi as well, therefore u have to take ur anger out on the joke rather then god who made u that way or from some retarded accident that u probably caused.
    thank you for your time

  5. How is that racist? Irish is a race?

    Caucasian
    Black
    Hispanic
    Irish?

    You’re a goddamn moron. Please, put a 9mm to your temple and do us all a favor.

  6. Why do you got to be racist towards the drunks?

  7. What’s racist about being Irish and drinking? It’s cultural like Michael Vick fighting dogs(according to the black chick on the View)

  8. A few replies:

    “How is that racist? Irish is a race?”

    Discriminating against any group of people based on skin colour or geographical location is racist.

    “therefore u have to take ur anger out on the joke rather then god who made u”

    There is no God, grow up.

    “Why do you got to be racist towards the drunks?”

    You’re a moron.

    “What’s racist about being Irish and drinking?”

    Because it’s a negative stereotype.

  9. Don’t you people have something better to do???

  10. “Why do you got to be racist towards the drunks?”

    Steve, it’s called sarcasm. Learn about it.

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