After party exam
Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to Austin until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it.
They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend with the plan to come back and study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn’t have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.
The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.
They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple about free radical formation. “Cool,” they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room. “This is going to be easy.”
Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written:
(For 95 points): Which tire?
Good job teach`!
now their daddies and mommies can put the screws on that damn liberal faggot professor, and get the A’s they richly deserve.
texans are so trailer-trash and it starts when they open their holes to speak
Hey Joe – so now all Texas are trailer trash? That statement was so idiotic that I can say for certain you are a bigoted, ignorant imbecile.
I’d rather live in a world full of rednecks than have ten of you. People like you shouldn’t be allowed to breed – for quality control purposes.