A Few Quickies
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are excellent “housekeepers”. Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep the house.
Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?
A: Watch closely. I’m only going to do this once.
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?
A. Someone’s going to lose their trailer…
