SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to gent’s room, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held [...]
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven’s gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. [...]
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Excelsior restaurant because the waitress’s there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss [...]
