There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman’s [...]
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle God [...]
Tower: Hotel Papa Oscar climb four thousand to six thousand and maintain. Pilot: Hotel Papa Oscar, climbing flight level one-hundred. Tower: Negative, Hotel Papa Oscar, climb to flight level six-zero and maintain. Pilot: But four plus six equals ten, no? Tower: You’re to climb, not to add. Pilot: FLX three-zero, Tower, we’re running out of [...]
