Archive for February, 2011

Don’t Trust Rich People, No Matter How Nice They Seem

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to [...]

20 Dumb Blonde Jokes

1. How do you get a dumb blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant 2: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant. 3. Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the drive-in? They went to see “Closed for the Winter”. 4. What was the blonde psychic’s [...]

Prisoners Of War

3 prisoners are captured in the war, and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. The Italian asks for Peperoni Pizza, which he is served and then taken away. The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and also taken away. The Jewish [...]