Archive for 2010

Short Blonde Jokes Collection XIV

Q .. Why do blondes like lightning? A .. They think someone is taking their picture. Q .. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A .. From eating with forks. Q .. Why do blondes drive BMWs? A .. Because they can spell it. Q .. Why do Blondes have TGIF […]

Short Blonde Jokes Collection XIII

Q .. Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A .. They went to see “Closed for the Winter”. Q .. Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A .. They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. Q .. […]

Blonde Taking Helicopter Lessons

A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity. When she arrived at the place, the man said “Well, there’s only one helicopter here, and it only has one seat, if I show you how to do it, do […]

Short Blonde Jokes Collection XII

Q .. What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A .. Her IQ goes up! Q .. What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A .. Bigfoot has been spotted. Q .. What does a blonde make best for dinner? A .. Reservations. Q .. What do you call a blonde […]

Discussing about coincidences

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets” The third man shouted, “Good God, I […]

Fixing A Car Brake

3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control. So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and […]

Short Blonde Jokes Collection XI

Q .. What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water? A .. A blonde trying to put it out. Q .. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A .. To get chocolate milk. Q .. What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A .. A […]

Short Blonde Jokes Collection X

Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A .. To see what was on the other side. Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A .. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. Q .. Why did the […]