A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor [...]
January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…HELLOOO!…bottles won’t fit in printer. March – Got really excited…finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….box said “2 – 4 years” April – Trapped on escalator for hours…power went out. May- Tried to [...]
Q .. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A .. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!” Q .. How do you get rid of blondes? A .. Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad. Q .. [...]
