Q .. Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A .. They’re too hard to peel. Q .. How do you drive a blonde crazy? A .. Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them. Q .. Why does it work? A .. “Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or [...]
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk? A .. The cow fell on her. Q .. How did the blonde burn her nose? A .. Bobbing for french fries. Q .. Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A .. She kept seeing signs that [...]
Q .. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A .. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. Q .. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A .. Change. Q .. What does a blonde [...]
