Why bicycles are better than Women… Bicycles don’t get pregnant. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month. Bicycles don’t have parents. Bicycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Bicycle with your friends. Bicycles don’t care how many other Bicycles you’ve ridden. When riding, you and your Bicycle [...]
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and “do it” for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so [...]
It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWll, I hid a Jewish man in my attic.” “Well,” answered the Priest, “That’s no a sin.” “But I made him pay me 20 [...]
