Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX? A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMOS TO EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY WERE TWENTYONE. [...]
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place” (why…a duh!) On an infant’s bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. (ah-ha! So that’s what happened to my little sister!) On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test. (oh sure…now they [...]
You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air Your idea of a good time is a “man with a gun” call You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills You disbelieve 90% of what [...]
