Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax and… OH, MY GOD !’ Silence followed! Some [...]
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” –Frank Sinatra “Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.” –W. C. Fields “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” –Homer Simpson “You’re [...]
It’s showing on an airplane… and you STILL think about walking out! Even if you’ve snuck into the theater, you still demand your money back afterwards! After it’s over you say to yourself, “Wow, and the best part of that was Vin Diesel’s performance!” You start to cry, not because of the poignant story, but [...]
