Archive for April, 2010

Test for College athletes

Time limit: 3 months 1. What language is spoken in Russia? 2. Present a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire, with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions; -OR- provide the first/last name of God. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) sail the ocean (b) lead an army, or (c) WRITE [...]

Top 10 Volcano jokes

Eyjafjallajökull – named when the person writing about it fell asleep on their keyboard. Q: What did the airplane say to the volcano? A: Shut up, you ash-hole Welcome to Iceland. We’re currently doing a bit of construction – please pardon the dust. The European Union actually asked for cash, but their alphabet doesn’t include [...]

Mental Institution

Jon and Dan were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If they answered correctly, they were deemed cured and free to go. Jon was called into the doctor’s office first and asked if he understood that he’d be free if [...]