Archive for March, 2010

Together at last

Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a mourner keeps repeating, “At last they’re together. At last they’re together.” A mourner whispers, “Why are you making such a tumult? She was a tramp even when Nick was alive. What’s with this nonsense…at last they’re [...]

British Survey

What difference time can make

Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I’m home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What [...]