Two guys are in mental instituition. One guy says, “Hey, I know how we can break out of here!” The second guy says, “Oh yeah, how?” The first guy says, “I’ve been thinking about really hard ever since I saw that big search light that goes around every night from the airport. Here is what [...]
One day two friends were talking.. One said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two [...]
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, “This is our number one sport.” The horrified woman said, “Isn’t that revolting?” “No,” the guide replied, “revolting is our number two sport.”
