A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little dive next to the venue called “The Matador”. As he checks out the menu trying to decide what he wants he sees a waiter bring a dish to another customer. The [...]
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, “Nice bike you’ve got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” The kid said, “Yeah.” The cop said, “Well, next year tell Santa to put [...]
It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. “Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.” “Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see [...]
