Everyone’s looking for a job. If you haven’t been laid off, you might be soon, or else you need a second job to just keep up. What if historical characters had to go through the modern job application and interview process? Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. [...]
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one fresh enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Don’t you have fresh turkeys?” The stock boy answered, “But they are all dead. Now how can I make them take a bath?” What did the mama turkey say [...]
Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across – there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing. 1. Only drunk dial when you’re drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It’s okay to call [...]
