Archive for July, 2009

An Indian and an Pakistani

There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in [...]

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A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave one night and jumped in a cab to follow her. He soon found out she was working in a whorehouse. The guy says to the cabbie, “Wanna make a $100?” The cabbie says, “Sure, what do I have to [...]

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