1. Getting kissed in the pouring rain. And then developing pneumonia because you were too stupid to use an umbrella. 2. Have that one hot kiss where you’re pressed against the wall. And then pressing charges for sexual assault. 3. Have a guy that thinks you’re the world. Because men who think about anything other [...]
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives. The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything. They looked at the third man and he said, “I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me [...]
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff. The man takes a sip and spits the [...]
