Archive for May, 2009

Selling Beer

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. While chatting with the bartender the man says: “I have a method that will enable you to double the amount of beer you sell every day.” “Really?” says the bartender, “How?” “Very simple. Just pour full glasses.”

The Devil doesn’t scare everyone

The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old man leaned over the bar. The Devil wanders across to the old man and says “Do you know how I am?” The old man took another sip of his [...]

Two men and a woman on an island

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 1. two Italian men and one Italian woman 2. two French men and one French woman 3. two German men and one German woman 4. two Greek men and one Greek woman 5. two English men and one [...]