80,000 blondes are gathered for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” convention. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, “What is [...]
In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands…clear up to his elbows….he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, “I graduated from the University [...]
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs…what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or [...]
