A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert. They each brought one item for survival. The red-head brought water. The blonde asked, “Why?” The red-head replied, “To prevent us from dying of thirst.” The brunette brought food. The blonde asked, “Why?” The brunette replied, “To prevent us from dying [...]
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.” He said. “The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the [...]
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the “blonde” employee: “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you [...]
