Archive for 2008

Excuses Drivers Make After Car Accidents

“A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.” “The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.” “I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.” “Coming home, I drove [...]

How To Avoid A Speeding Ticket

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?” The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.” “You don’t have one?” The man responds, “I lost [...]

I need it to poison my husband

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacists eyes got big and [...]