Archive for November, 2008

Drug Trial

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?” “No sir,” answered the man. “Did you ever get any from his wife?” “No sir.” “Did you ever get any from his daughters?” [...]

Applicants For Mars Trip

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.” The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the [...]

Dude Transports 20 bricks on his head